Dirty christmas songs jingle bells lyrics

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ben_walker446

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 21:41

QUOTE(amanda41 @ Dec 13 2006, 09:38 PM)  

QUOTE(petrat @ Dec 13 2006, 03:57 PM)  

The Beecham's pills one was published in Reader's Digest many years ago. The next lines run
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
Two for a man and one for a child.

In a rush now but may add more later!

This isn't really rude but i found it on a site

"To the tune, Silver Bells ; by Erica Avery"

"City Sidewalks busy sidewalks
lined with advertising
It's the big retail season of Christmas
Children begging for each new thing
toys for mile after mile
and the mood of the season is clear

Chorus:
Buy and sell (buy and sell)
Buy and sell (buy and sell)
It's Christmas time for consumers
Ching-a-ching (ching-a-ching)
Cash tills ring (cash tills ring)
Must we spend Christmas this way?

Maxing credit, running debits
buying things we don't need
with the money we don't really have
Children crying, parents sighing
there's no time for our friends
and the reason behind it is clear "

WOW!! I have never heard this before but last night at a Carol concert my ex primary school sang this

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#17 Devil_Fiddler

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 21:59

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away
Father Christmas lost his knickers
On the motorway...hey!!

While shephards washed their socks by night
All seated round the tub
A golden bar of soap came down
And they began to scrub

We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling ladies underwear
So fantastic, no elastic
Only tuppence a pair

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#18 ben_walker446

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 22:02

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Flew Away
Uncle Billy Lost His *Wallet*

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#19 amanda41

Posted 13 December 2006 - 22:04

I'd forgotten about the Three Kings of Leicester Square one!

xxx

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#20 hazel

Posted 13 December 2006 - 22:10

QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Dec 13 2006, 10:02 PM)  

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Flew Away
Uncle Billy Lost His *Wallet*

Yes, my kids have discovered "that" version this year

If they think I'm listening, they sing:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away,
the Batmobile has lost a wheel
on the M1 motorway, hey!

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#21 amanda41

Posted 13 December 2006 - 22:19

I'm so slow tonight!

Only just realised now what the missing word is

It must be because I'm so innocent

xxxx

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#22 fsharpminor

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• Heswall, Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks)

Posted 14 December 2006 - 08:17

I cannot believe this thread generated 21 replies in approx 7 hours. What a naughty lot you are. It was great fun reading them.

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#23 janetmaryparker

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 09:02

My kids sing/say a sort of echo to Rudolph

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (Reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (what a corker!)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glows (like a lightbulb)
All of the other reindeers (reindeers)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)
They'd never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games (like Monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say (ho!ho!ho!)
Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the other reindeers (reindeers)
Shouted out and laughed with glee (hee! Hee! Hee!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history (like Napoleon)

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#24 Charlies Aunt

Charlies Aunt

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 09:41

Silent night, just had a fright
A man dressed in red
Stands by my bed
"I bring you presents
As you've been so good.
On second thoughts
Don't know if I should."
Go away you old fool!
Go away you old fool!

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#25 fsharpminor

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• Heswall, Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks)

Posted 14 December 2006 - 10:46

I am sure there was a good set of words for 'Good King Wenceslas' but Im struggling to remember it.

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#26 Guest: carol*piano_*

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 12:05

QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Dec 14 2006, 10:46 AM)  

I am sure there was a good set of words for 'Good King Wenceslas' but Im struggling to remember it.

must be your age...

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#27 ben_walker446

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 14:17

I have alternative lyrics to Jingle Bell Rock but couldn't possibly post them on here. If anyone would like them then PM me, but I will only give you them if you are of a suitable age

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#28 maggiemay

Posted 14 December 2006 - 14:23

QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Dec 14 2006, 10:46 AM)  

I am sure there was a good set of words for 'Good King Wenceslas' but Im struggling to remember it.

Have a look a bit further back in the thread !
(or maybe that didn't qualify as good

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#29 miss_tickle_thea

Posted 14 December 2006 - 17:07

David Sanger's choir used to change the words of "most highly flavoured gravy" to "most highly ravy Davy!"

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#30 Boo Radley

Posted 14 December 2006 - 23:06

To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland':

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

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