Ill make my own party with blackjack

Futurama, Season 1

Futurama (1999-2003, 2007-2013) is an animated television series created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. Set in the year 3000, a 20th century human who was frozen in the year 1999 awakes to find himself in the future, where he finds new friends… more »

Bender:
I'm going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what- forget the park!

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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

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